glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.

I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.

by glass_option March 22, 2017

lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.

What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.

by slattscoo January 28, 2021

Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique

Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option

by djdan14 May 13, 2010

Youngstown Option

When a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.

"Hey, I'm behind in my payments to the water department, and I'm here to...ahhh...contribute to the councilman's re-election campaign. Is he here?"

"What, haven't you heard? The feds were after him, so he took the Youngstown Option."

by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013

The TK Option

Named after the PUA of this move, @TK, "The TK Option" is a player's all or nothing technique where you kiss a girl out of the blue in order to gage her level of interest or potentially raise her interest in you through the bold action. ideally, you should kiss her 6-7 times for a full effect.

Jack: I don't know if Anna is interested in me man
TK: wait hold up...have you tried "The TK Option"?
Jack: Yeah! I kissed her once and nothing happened!
TK: You are supposed to do it 6-7 times smh
Jack: ...I fucked up....

by thenumbaoneption April 14, 2022

Suicide is your only option

the words of a moron

suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

by fag June 28, 2003

public option

...I don't know! I put this up here in hopes of someone filling me in. When Obama says "public option," does he mean private health insurance, like the kind I have now? Or is it another arm of the proposed nationalized health insurance?

'Fewer than 5% on public option?' That sounds ridiculous. Many people will keep their insurance they have now. If the public option is what I wrote above, then that number can't be right!"

by quixotic_blush September 13, 2009