Crest Mooning

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.

"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"

by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025

Tangy crest

A terrible drink made by a couple of knuckleheads. Consisting of lemonade and rumplminze.

I can't wait to drink some tangy crest because I hate myself, hopefully it doesn't get to salty from my tears.

by Gabafool March 5, 2022

Crest

The area slightly above the crotch

That gentleman tickled will’s crest gently with his tongue.

by pattfm March 5, 2018

royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 29, 2022

crested

To leave. In reference to ryan seacrest's coined phrase, " Seacrest out." To leave abruptly.

Where is bob? He crested out.

by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008

Crest

I want no pity or anything from any of you

When your friend wants you to pity them but they trying to be dramatic to get u to pity them.

Samantha: I want no pity or anything from any of you
Me: oh my god Samantha, don’t be such a CREST.

by yaitsyaboy June 12, 2019

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020