optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan April 08, 2016

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious August 04, 2008

Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

by dj_ordje March 29, 2021

Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 11, 2022

Triple Optic

Third eye, Reason, Consciousness. Used heavily in UG hip hop.

Damn, that girl has some crazy triple optic. Yeah shes down.

by infiniteimagination July 05, 2012

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 20, 2010