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Derived from nails and poop. The black stuff that gathers under your nails.

My noop tasted disgusting this morning.

by Moosey Jones December 2, 2007

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Noops

The reverse of a 'spoon' cuddle, when you touched bums rather than the traditional 'spoon' cuddle

Let's have a noops before we go to sleep...

by NP99 February 15, 2022

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'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

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Noop

A fuzzy magestic lizard-like animal with bony hands and huge creepy eyes. They come in red, blue, and green only. They're extremely ugly, despite their cute name.

Dudeeeee, look at that disgusting noop!

by nOOPLOVER69 March 21, 2011

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