Negraph

A program or application created specifically for the purpose of determining whether or not one is allowed to say the word (the word in the blank from the song __ in Paris by Kanye West and Jay-Z). I have used this app, and you may have guessed that I won't be able to use it in this lifetime! Downloadable on iPhones, iPads, and developed by the hardworking and bright, creative minds of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, this unique application will be able to astonishingly report back to you on whether or not you can state this word after completing just a few background questions, including whether you are white or black.

White Man: I've got the Negraph on my phone and my ipad. My phone says I can't ever say it. My iPad? It says I can't ever say it- but BIGGER.

Black Man: "******!!!!" (Refer to ___ in Paris song blank for censored word)

by idontlikefunnymoney September 17, 2012

Nebraska Nice

Nebraska nice is when a person is genuinely polite and curtious without having a hidden agenda.

1. "Wow, those football fans were Nebraska nice, they invited us to their tailgate, fed us and let us drink their beer."

2. "I finally met my girlfriends family and they were extremely nice, like Nebraska nice."

by WFishNebraska May 2, 2019

Genoa, Nebraska

A small town where the unfriendliest people on earth live. If you were not born and raised in this town you will never be accepted, and will forever be treated like shit. 90 percent of this town is raging alcoholics, and the other 10 percent are recovering alcoholics. If it wasn't located on a main highway no one would ever pass through this hell hole. It is a place where people don't hold doors open for the next guy, they don't wave back, and if you say hi to them they don't say anything back. The population consists of elderly people, homies, bitches, and hoes.

"Lets go to Genoa, Nebraska. I heard they are having karoke at that new bar!"
"No thanks. If I wanted to get stared at and talked about all night I would go to a KKK meeting."

by JimmyJackInTheBocks November 21, 2009

Nebraska Geek

A little internet company in some little city called Bellevue in Nebraska. No, they dont ride cows to school and yes they are actually good with computers. They are the future of geek.

Dude, that company Nebraska Geek is awesome!

by MrGeek February 4, 2010

Hemingford, Nebraska

a small town in the Panhandle of Nebraska...the square part on the west end of the state. Traditionally filled with a lot of nothing, and some awesome people. This town breeds alcoholics, tobacco addicts, and hard workers. Currently going through the baby boom of 2009.

Everyone-Where the hell are you from?
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.

by T-Thug February 24, 2009

Alliance Nebraska

HELL ON EARTH, A Magnet, A Force that draws people in but doesnt let them leave. Full of degenerate retards that think they're tough shit but dont realize they live in a town population of 8,000. DO NOT COME HERE!!! CARHEINGE ISNT THAT COOL!!!

18 years old living in Alliance Nebraska, "Yeah time to get the fuck out of here!" 21 years old, "Why the fuck am i still here?"

by pyroknight420 March 18, 2011

Negrus Boodaboodis

The evolutionary regressed form of African Americans. These creatures often travel in packs to increase confidence and intimidation. Their diet mainly consists of convinience store registers. Their only known predators include police , mothers , and most notoriously books . The United States has currently recognized the species as a pest and initiated a shoot on sight policy to help reduce their numbers to a reasonable and ideal size of 0.

Stay close, children! Look, just over the fence you can observe the Negrus Boodaboodis preying on fresh corner store clerks.

by Professor Tolerance October 5, 2018