The hot towel used to clean up the back of your partner after pulling out of her and ejaculating all over her back.
Dave, how was your night?
Man, we had a great time, I even pulled out just in time and came all over her back and had to use a Hooksett Napkin to clean her up.
Man, we had a great time, I even pulled out just in time and came all over her back and had to use a Hooksett Napkin to clean her up.
by Silky Rad August 4, 2020
Get the Hooksett Napkin mug.When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.
by Ronsta December 20, 2020
Get the Cum napkin mug.The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.
I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.
by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022
Get the sad napkin mug.Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
Get the snatch napkin mug.When you are in a restaurant and cannot finish what is on your plate. You do no want to look like you are wasting food, so place a napkin over the food left on your plate to try and hide it when the waiter comes to take it away.
"Hey dude, Steve's eyes were way bigger than his belly so now he's had to drop the napkin of shame to try and cover it up"
by FergustheBogeyman February 26, 2009
Get the Napkin of Shame mug.by Rusty Napkin September 11, 2011
Get the Rusty Napkin mug.A ginger that is very pale with lots of freckles, and is normally bitchy is also refered to as a used napkin.
by Nigasourus January 3, 2010
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