Nunce

A British slang word used for a paedophile.

From The Kevin Bishop Show:
Policeman:What have you done with Goldilocks?
Bear: Fuck it run!
Policeman:You Nunce! Get em' boys!

by g dot glitta July 25, 2009

Nunchuck Leg

When a tibia and fibula both break and the person takes weight off that leg and the lower section of the leg swings like a nunchuck they have suffered what can only be medically described as 'Nunchuck Leg'

Connor McGregor went to take a step back, as he takes weight off his leg it's obviously broken by the way it swings like a nunchuck - he has suffered Nunchuck Leg

by #1 Troll July 11, 2021

the nunchuck

When you are doing sexual things with someone and you need to spice things up So you do The Windmill and at the end you slap the person with your penis.

Shana was giving me a blow job and I wasn't happy with her skill so I gave her The Nunchuck. She had it coming.

by Joe Rogue December 13, 2007

Human Nunchucks

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023

nutchutney

another name for cum

i made that bitch eat my nutchutney or
that is the best nutchutney i have ever had

by Jezmond June 19, 2007

Nutcheek Face

Their face looks like a male’s testicles following up to their chin

Wow, Reggie looks like he has balls on his face, he’s a damn nutcheek face

by Wavepoppy 3 February 19, 2018

Nurch

Nurch - Verb - To draw
A common phrase used in Peterbourgh simply meaning to draw.

P1: He nurched that drawing of Harry.

P0: Hey, can I nurch you?

by HopelessTablechicken December 1, 2018