neptuned

when you and your niggas smoking that phat blunt and you didn’t tap out bc/ you ain’t wanna look like a pussy and y’all get done smoking and your not baked, your Neptuned

nigga I’m neptuned

by Zooted nation September 18, 2018

Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.

I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.

by Blade_Slasher June 30, 2021

neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself

hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!

by coolperson33 June 01, 2021