Tortilla napkin

When someone at a restaurant uses a tortilla instead of a napkin.

Did you just use a tortilla napkin Kerém??

by BIG TONE122 August 2, 2020

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Gangsta Napkin

A bandanna worn over the face to conceal your identity or in more recent times used by skiers and snow boarders to shield themselves from cold weather.

I would freeze my face off if it weren't for my gangsta napkin.

by Cerbearus January 24, 2011

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sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

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Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.

guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

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Napkin of Shame

When you are in a restaurant and cannot finish what is on your plate. You do no want to look like you are wasting food, so place a napkin over the food left on your plate to try and hide it when the waiter comes to take it away.

"Hey dude, Steve's eyes were way bigger than his belly so now he's had to drop the napkin of shame to try and cover it up"

by FergustheBogeyman February 26, 2009

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