Hooksett Napkin

The hot towel used to clean up the back of your partner after pulling out of her and ejaculating all over her back.
Dave, how was your night?
Man, we had a great time, I even pulled out just in time and came all over her back and had to use a Hooksett Napkin to clean her up.
by Silky Rad August 04, 2020
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Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
by Kbehcon February 03, 2010
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Gangsta Napkin

A bandanna worn over the face to conceal your identity or in more recent times used by skiers and snow boarders to shield themselves from cold weather.
I would freeze my face off if it weren't for my gangsta napkin.
by Cerbearus January 24, 2011
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Cum napkin

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.
by Ronsta December 20, 2020
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snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
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Napkin of Shame

When you are in a restaurant and cannot finish what is on your plate. You do no want to look like you are wasting food, so place a napkin over the food left on your plate to try and hide it when the waiter comes to take it away.
"Hey dude, Steve's eyes were way bigger than his belly so now he's had to drop the napkin of shame to try and cover it up"
by FergustheBogeyman February 26, 2009
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Rusty Napkin

The act of using a Woman's used tampon to blow your nose.
"Dude, last night i couldn't find a napkin to blow my nose so i used my girls Rusty Napkin"
by Rusty Napkin September 10, 2011
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