by SaucyD May 6, 2016
Glove: Dude, how you feeling after eating Taco Bell late last night?
Spence: Awful. I was throwing mud all morning. I think I went through an entire roll of toilet paper.
Spence: Awful. I was throwing mud all morning. I think I went through an entire roll of toilet paper.
by Glove November 7, 2007
by LizardBoi September 19, 2021
A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.
Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.
by Ranchgirls December 25, 2020
The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.
"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."
by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021
Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!
John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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by TheChuckster0 November 22, 2014
by Kibo April 9, 2003