When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 11, 2024
Get the Montreal Missilemug. by Sa101 February 9, 2025
Get the Montreal Canadiansmug. 
Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect
by Chudda April 19, 2025
Get the Montreal screwjob 2.0mug. Ejaculating in a woman with her ass and the air and sliding the cum down between her cheeks with your dick.
by Wikud May 31, 2021
Get the Montreal waterslidemug. referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)
*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo
*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo
habs losing (more then 10 games straight)
another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck
another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck
by MagnaBad December 14, 2021
Get the Montreal Cacachiensmug. If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.
- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.
by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010
Get the The Montreal Effectmug.