meteor

when a girls boobs out wieght, mass, and out size your own head, without being overweight. aka- huge tits

"dang look at those meteors, there huge. That could take down the planet"

by 4th Coming April 10, 2008

meteor list

The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.

"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."

by Shehitsback December 31, 2008

meteoropathic

Weird psychological disease that makes you want to be Zeus, just to make it a little less rainy.

First guy: "Hey look... it's rainy again. And cloudy. And grey. God... I'm so depressed now!"

Second guy: "Hey man, that's a post card of London. I think you're the ultimate meteoropathic..."

by Ade1623 December 28, 2013

meteorite

a male with red pubic hairs. therefore his penis looks like a meteorite. A fire crotch only on a man.

" heyy look its a red head"
"you know what that meannnsss"
" dude do u have have a meteorite?"

by amandamaddycourtney May 10, 2008

meteorologist

liar liar liar liar liar

The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.

by slapshot42 December 28, 2005

meteor

noun- describes a chubby/bbw/ssbbw woman who enjoys getting into sexual encounters with many men. May also describe a chubby/bbw/ssbbw who offers sexual encounters due to being seen by a social group as 'doable', seen by many men as 'fuckable', and internalize this social view and open their legs/lips for any man who wishes to achieve orgasm.

If the word meteor is said a few times aloud, two words can be heard "meaty whore." Hence why a meteor describes a meaty whore, a woman who will do anything with anyone at anytime free of charge.

The sex itself can be good, poor, or any in-between, but the meteor has to be overweight/obese/morbidly obese but still enjoy fucking more than one man.

1. Susie, the meteor, came for a booty call at 3am while her boyfriend was asleep, left right after, and was back again at 11 when her man went to work. 2. I'm sorry, dude; your cousin is a meteor. She had the train run on her by the defensive line last week then was seen on the phone with the center making plans. 3. Are you sure you want to take her out to dinner; I hope you know she is a meteor- with her you can get the milking without buying the cow!

by Mr. Rimmher July 17, 2009

meteorologist

Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".

"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"

by TravisFant April 4, 2008