Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...

Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid

by Peachiè October 6, 2020

Merumou

An AMAZING tiktoker that really deserves this because they have 8k followers and they r very famous,and this person is a great person to be mutuals with because theyre so funny i never stop laughing when i see their tiktoks.

Merumou is the BEST mutual ever!

by ipadair6thgen April 27, 2021

merumou

Good taste in anime🥵 / Makes good looking "cakes"😤 / Hot Personproud
Most of all: THEY'RE MY BAKA🤬🤬.

Loser: Mann merumou is so fucking hot🤤🤤
Idk: Not to flex or anything.. But they're my mutual🥱‼
Loser: ..

by baka.waka123 April 27, 2021

mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.

Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.

by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023