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Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle
Mateo’s beard makes me crazy
by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021
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Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.
Okay class, get into groups of 3

James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"
by EdM1234567 November 18, 2025
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little boy that gets molested 8 times a week
Mateo got molested again
by gayfag33 May 2, 2022
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A young African American male student, characterized by his eyeglasses and flat-top hairstyle, takes pleasure in utilizing an air fryer to prepare frozen corn dogs. Additionally, he exhibits a notable interest in Asian culture.
Hey guys it's me Mateo and I love asians
by Fortnitejonesy123 February 5, 2025
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Likes to be dicked down by boys and fantasizes about Lucy pegging him drenched in oil.
Mateo Suljic just ate Brendan’s ass so good
by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024
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Mateo is me
Mateo is sooooooooo sexy
by The mateo god September 16, 2022
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