Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

marker hunting

its when your in kindergarden and your finishing a drwing but you dont have the correct colours to finish it so you walk around the classroom and you steal markers

i went marker hunting but go caught

by your gay by the way August 15, 2022

Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus

Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.

by Queen2you December 8, 2023

looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.

Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.

by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018

Bitch Marker

A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.

Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.

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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.

by thecoolcanadian January 25, 2011

Marker-Pilled

Could be anything, or nothing

“That smushed frog is Marker-Pilled”

by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021