A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
Get the Brown Magic Markermug. its when your in kindergarden and your finishing a drwing but you dont have the correct colours to finish it so you walk around the classroom and you steal markers
by your gay by the way August 15, 2022
Get the marker huntingmug. by Queen2you December 8, 2023
Get the Mile Marker Clubmug. by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018
Get the looking for markersmug. A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.
Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.
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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.
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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
by thecoolcanadian January 25, 2011
Get the Bitch Markermug. Could be anything, or nothing
by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023
Get the Marker-Pilledmug. The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
Get the Marker lightsabermug.