by asdfjkl;112 October 16, 2008

Beastly-ness in a small package. Kicks even Jacky Chan's ass, and has the best accents in the world. You think she's British, it's so good. Then BAM! She's Sandra Bullock-esque with Pam Anderson's bod.
by bomchickawahwahx3 March 21, 2009

"Man I drank so much last night I thought i was going to pop a mallory as I prayed to the porcelain gods!"
by Peez February 8, 2007

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.
by Pusseater400 June 2, 2020

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.
by Racing87s March 30, 2020

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck
Man: damn I'm banned on my account again
Man 2: why?
Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
Man 2: why?
Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Mallory Moss is like Whipped Cream. My best friend, someone who loves me and speaks her mind, Knows what she wants, and fights for what she belives in. Mallory laughs when I fall but makes sure Im okay.
by Friends = Life May 30, 2011
