mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

Mach faggot

One who quickly becomes gay , unpronounced gayness , 100% faggot

Who would have thought he was mach faggot

by Kingman13 July 25, 2016

Mach Dammit

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.

"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".

by xCosmicWizardx August 23, 2012

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

Mach

Mach in Cambodian means One with large penis.

I didn't know you was built like Mach.

by Selena locklear October 20, 2023

Mache

Spanish Nickname attributed to “María José”. “Ma” is for María and “che” is for José. It can also work the other way around: “José María” is “Chema”.

This is a very unique name, given to a very unique person. Anyone would be lucky to be around her. She always smiles and she is not a pushover.

She would teach you how to love and be loved. Every time you look at her you will skip a breath because she is beautiful.

Do not confuse with “Mâche” which is a type of salad.

Tomas: Hey! What is the name of that beautiful girl over there?

Friend: You mean the one with curly hair, freckles and glasses?
Tomas: Yes!

Friend: Her name is Mache.

by Honeysweetybby November 22, 2021