why my dad left

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019

I am my dad

A phrase that when used by Zac kills the conversation

Siobhan: "Did u tell Daria?"
Denzel: "I am my dad"

by Jolfie385 March 23, 2017

PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺

The annoying little rats that beg for subscribers and something say that something bad or tragic happened to them and they need SUBSCRIBERS

bitch:PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Someone: no, stop lying about your dad's death
Some other bitch: GIFTING MY SUBSCRIBERS SUB TO ME YOU'LL GET A TEN MILLION IPHONES i swearrrrr

by kamudai April 21, 2021

your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

Do you know my dad?

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

by Stra1ght-3dge May 25, 2010

is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

and my dad died yesterday

And my dad died yesterday is a term for trying to give someone a guilt trip. It is usually added at the end of the sentence to make people seem even more guiltier.

Person 1: Haha kid your a loser
Person 2: It's people like you that make me want to kill myself . . . And My DAD DIED YESTERDAY

by S1X August 23, 2011