YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".

Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.

Phil Lester by instarbuckswithdan September 3, 2017

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Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.

Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.

Uncle Lester by Dylonater January 20, 2008

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Phil Lester

An actual ray of sunshine. Angel bean 🔆

Phil lester is perfect

Phil Lester by danny howell 🌱❤️ May 9, 2018

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Phil Lester

A man who lights up a room when he walks in. An actual ray of sunshine. A wonderful smile and attitude. Just an amzing person.

*Phil walks by*
human: Who was that beautiful person?
me: That, my friend, was Phil Lester
human: wow, what a gorgeous man

Phil Lester by E d g e Lord March 21, 2018

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