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Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.
Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"
by 7-String April 5, 2010
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what the ladies want

'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.

This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.

This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.
(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."

(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."
by dvalin April 11, 2004
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I-Ladies

The new term for E-girls. I-ladies is what the e girls have been requested to be called.
Jim: Hey bob
Bob: Hey Jim
Jim: You here about e-girls want to be called I-ladies
Bob: No way
Jim: I-ladies nuts in yo mouth bitch.
by Bign bong willy wong February 28, 2022
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Laddi

Laddi
Noun, adj.
Describes a person that is typically cool, very nice, and lovable.

Usually used as a nickname, not gender dependent.
Person 1: Have you met Ally?

Person 2: No, but I have heard people calling her Laddi.
Person 1: Makes sense, she is a cool pal.
by Nuzzles March 1, 2017
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hey ladies im sephy

a meme that was originated in the famous meme account milffromohio2.0, using a clip from the big bad bosses mv
-hey ladies im sephy
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by hey ladies im October 24, 2022
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Landin

A name girls give to the top target in a group of guys. The cool, calm, sexy, romantic hunk of the crowd. The guy at the party that us girls will always have on our radar, and will do anything it takes to sink our teeth into.
Alright girls, there's has to be at least one Landin in the crown tonight. May the best girl win!

This dance sucks. There isn't a Landin anywhere in sight! Lets try Jessica's party down the street.
by AshleyJesMariaCarie January 7, 2009
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Landi

The most beautiful girl in the world, who is there for you twenty-four-seven. The best friend that you wish you could have. The most awesome person you could ever know.
by cachetona February 12, 2010
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