Lobby crotch

When a chick has a man but still has a lot of guy "friends" waiting to slide up in it when her boyfriend screws up.

"Kenda is a cool ass chick but she's got lobby crotch going on."

by DatMoFo.from.the.951 May 31, 2021

Lobby Police

A fucking chink who jacks off every second of his life.

That kid is a Lobby Police.

by Raptaz0r October 9, 2008

lobby log

When you need to take a dump during a 17 hour road trip that includes multiple meals at fast food restaurants, and you arrive at your hotel; first thing you do is pollute the restroom off the hotel lobby with a huge turd called a lobby log

When we finally arrived at our Holiday Inn off of I-90, I left a lobby log so I wouldn't pollute our hotel room.

by F'in Barn July 17, 2017

Hobby Lobby

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.

"Could it be yours?"

"Yeah, I pulled a Hobby Lobby on her the morning after?"

by lawlkdghlaw September 4, 2014

cod lobby

everyone is super fruity weird and go bannanas when thay hear aa girl aand are fatter than a disccord mod andinsteaad of touching gass they staart too fly

everyone is a cod lobby is weird

by imbrainded November 8, 2021

Lipstick Lobby

Grass roots efforts for politicial issues affect single women, such as single-payer healthcare, reproductive rights, equal pay, victim's rights.

If Palin were to attend a meeting of the Lipstick Lobby and espouse her crapola about rape victims having to pay the ER for their own rape kits, she'd be stomped into the ground by their Manolos.

by SingleMindedWomen.com March 12, 2009

Lobby Dick

a friend on xbox or ps3 online who will only rarely (if ever) game or lobby invite. especially applies if you pesonnally know them and tell them to join in person.

Jimmy: dude i ivited u to play like ten times!
Bob: whatever man i was already playing a game
Jimmy: you're such a lobby dick!

by omgthisnameisalreadyinuse December 9, 2010