Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

lazer leafeon

A man who is of quality but it is canceled by his love of fortnite but his love of midas and beyblade cancels his love of fortnite

Person: Hi
Lazer Leafeon: YeH TriN to HaRD

by SomePrick69420 October 20, 2020

Lazer

Music genre evolved from alternative rock in the mid-2010s. Lazer music includes synth guitar sound, complex songs structure and raw bass parts.

Typical lazer-bands are underground formations experimenting with industrial metal and grunge.

by Gumboldt January 30, 2024

lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.

This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics

by jht666 February 21, 2009

lazer dim 700

a rapper who is lowkey trash asf but there’s something about his music that makes it hard asf

me:aye u heard that new lazer dim 700

bro: yeah ts hard asf

by Slick thick nick dick March 10, 2024

Lazer Dim 700

A fye rapper from atl who can freestyle off the top. Known for treacherous and Asian rock

Bro dis lazer dim 700 song is fire

by yrnx3xrs366 May 15, 2024