Well known terrorist. Extremely scary to many individuals as well as others. Could pose the threat of a large scale bombings and murder. Avoid at all costs
by Jwitit6 October 13, 2020
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A: "Omggggg I FUCKING LOVE TADIGH AND GHORME SABZHI UGHHHH"
B: "I know it's delicious. This one time I had it at Raffis they-"
A: "SHUT THE FUCK UP IS ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT IRANIAN CULTURE RAFFIS UGH YOU STUPID AMERICAN. YOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHER RESTUARANTS."
B: "Bruh wtf chill I was just stating that I like Raffis's food. Stop being such a stupid tadigh-khor
A: "Wow, this was such a great documentary on the Islamic Revolution in Iran."
B: "I knowwww. It was so in-depth too. Marg bar shah, Marg bar shah, hahahah I am so edgy omg. I wish we had Mossadegh though. My dad, Mohsen Kooni-pour, and my Uncle, Artin Koskholzadeh, were telling me about how he was such a great guy and of all the dEmOcRatIc things he did in Iran before the tYraNnIcAl Shah stopped him."
A: "What was his first name?"
B: "...."
A: "That's what I thought you stupid Tadigh-khor"
A: "That's so cool. Iran actually means "Land of the Aryans". I can't believe I'm Aryan!"
B: "WHAT?! You're so racist. That is just a big myth. Ugh, Iranians are so racist. I guess you like Hitler too!?"
A: "Actually, the term Iran comes from Sassanid texts and civilization. Also, Hitler just used it to justify his racism, 1000 years after we did. You're just a dumb Tadigh-khor who doesn't know history"
B: *retard malfunction*
B: "I know it's delicious. This one time I had it at Raffis they-"
A: "SHUT THE FUCK UP IS ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT IRANIAN CULTURE RAFFIS UGH YOU STUPID AMERICAN. YOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHER RESTUARANTS."
B: "Bruh wtf chill I was just stating that I like Raffis's food. Stop being such a stupid tadigh-khor
A: "Wow, this was such a great documentary on the Islamic Revolution in Iran."
B: "I knowwww. It was so in-depth too. Marg bar shah, Marg bar shah, hahahah I am so edgy omg. I wish we had Mossadegh though. My dad, Mohsen Kooni-pour, and my Uncle, Artin Koskholzadeh, were telling me about how he was such a great guy and of all the dEmOcRatIc things he did in Iran before the tYraNnIcAl Shah stopped him."
A: "What was his first name?"
B: "...."
A: "That's what I thought you stupid Tadigh-khor"
A: "That's so cool. Iran actually means "Land of the Aryans". I can't believe I'm Aryan!"
B: "WHAT?! You're so racist. That is just a big myth. Ugh, Iranians are so racist. I guess you like Hitler too!?"
A: "Actually, the term Iran comes from Sassanid texts and civilization. Also, Hitler just used it to justify his racism, 1000 years after we did. You're just a dumb Tadigh-khor who doesn't know history"
B: *retard malfunction*
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Get the Ortem Khorev mug.The pinnacle and THE DEFINITION of a smart Russian, a Kirill is someone so smart that you physically want to beat them up just because of how smart they are.
There is a key set of checkboxes you have to tick to be qualified as a Kirill, YOU HAVE TO POSSES the knowledge to make Neil Degrass Tyson get erected just due to your sheer intellect, and you need to have absolute YAP skills so you can yap about math for hours on end. A Kirill is very time efficient, it finishes its work 2 months before the work is due.
A Kirill hates Polyphia and black metal.
Also, a Kirill possesses time travel capabilities, so they can sleep at 6 am and wake up at 4 am.
The way to catch a Kirill is very specific: Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes mixed together in a bowl.
There is a key set of checkboxes you have to tick to be qualified as a Kirill, YOU HAVE TO POSSES the knowledge to make Neil Degrass Tyson get erected just due to your sheer intellect, and you need to have absolute YAP skills so you can yap about math for hours on end. A Kirill is very time efficient, it finishes its work 2 months before the work is due.
A Kirill hates Polyphia and black metal.
Also, a Kirill possesses time travel capabilities, so they can sleep at 6 am and wake up at 4 am.
The way to catch a Kirill is very specific: Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes mixed together in a bowl.
Did you finish all of the HL IB physics curriculum in 6 months?
Tough luck a Kirill Khoroshaev would do it in one night.
"A kirill never touches others but always gets touched without resistance"
Tough luck a Kirill Khoroshaev would do it in one night.
"A kirill never touches others but always gets touched without resistance"
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