Kobe

When a literal garbage bag reanimates and tells you brb in five mins then comes back an hour later

"Brb just got to do something I'll be back in five mins" never comes back like the real Kobe

by Salt central May 27, 2018

kobe

kobe is in love with rory

Kobe

by Keianna mole rat April 4, 2022

Kobe

The expensive beef from Japan

I ate Kobe yesterday!

by Phuza December 3, 2021

Kobe

Kobe a a person with great talent and he is very sweet, He loves to play video games, sometimes he is a little childish, but eventually he will get through it, he often makes his friends laugh and something can screw up hardly, he can be a little racist, and get a bad punishment.

Remember that guy we played with, he is a Kobe

by SaurusGang May 10, 2019

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

by Youngdaggerwoes November 20, 2019

Kobe

used to +248% percent chance when throwing anything in a basket

*kid throws a paper ball in the trash and misses*
Kyle: KOBE!! *makes the basket
kid: :O how??
Kyle: one day I shall teach you young whippersnapper

by Bronny James February 13, 2020