knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

knitting

something that is better than crochet in 100 different ways

guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet

guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent

by Limited_JUKES October 1, 2020

Gay Knitting Era

The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.

"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"

by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015