Kingston/King

An all around funny guy who overreacts about anything that touches him and falls on the floor on purpose he also is probably 50% opossum, he also barks a lot and acts like an animal.

Nobody:

Kingston/King: RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Vocab Caterpillar Rules!!! September 28, 2022

Noah Kingston

A "Noah Kingston" is that guy that can't talk to girls

Girl: Hey
Guy: Uhm.... bye (walks away)
Other guy: Damn he just did a Noah Kingston

by laffeman December 7, 2017

Kingston Pub Crawl

A Kingston Pub Crawl is when a group of travelers (min. 3 people) turn a standard pit stop into a impromptu pub crawl. The group must visit a minimum of 3 locations that serve alcohol, having at least 1 drink at each location, while getting back on the road within approx. 30-45 minutes. Typical locations to visit during a Kingston Pub Crawl are Pizza Hut, Applebees, and Chilli's. In Canada Boston Pizza and Swiss Chalet would qualify. A Kingston Pub Crawl (aka. a KPC) can happen on a sight seeing tour, on a bus carrying a baseball team, or on a road trip with friends.

A team bus full of baseball playing idiots stopped midway through their road trip for food. Having only 30 minutes to get food and be back at the bus the three determined and ambitions members of the team attempted a Kingston Pub Crawl. Starting at Boston Pizza the three had Jager Bombs. Next they ventured to Swiss Chalet for Tequila. To finish, the fellas traveled across the street to Pizza Hut to enjoy shots of Sambuca. They did all this in time for the bus to leave - thus meeting all stipulations of a Kingston Pub Crawl.

by Anyoneseenmybat? October 7, 2011

kingston

school shooter at eastwood

bro that was such a kingston moment

by kingston eastwood March 16, 2023

Kingston

kingston is Zachary Theils friend and is a fucky boy, age 9 , Sucks at fortnite xD eat my dick , love, Zachary

Kingston sucks at fortnite!! XD

by Dr. Devitt Is a bitch November 2, 2018

Kingston Speech

1) When a person retaliates to a snide comment with a fancy reply.

Matt: Hey, man did you hear about when Rob called Sarah fat?
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.

by Durzan Amos December 9, 2008

Kingston

A mouth-breather; someone who lives in their mother’s basement and has a neck beard.

I can hear you breathing you freakin’ Kingston

by MicCheckOneTwo December 7, 2021