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the kev

a romantic action involving a man and woman in which the man physically suggests that fellatio is desired and should occur. this physical suggestion, also known as "...kevving" or "being kevved" is not violent or intimidating, yet it is exactly what the word suggestion implies... with a gentle, motivational push towards the back of the woman's head, the exchange of passion begins.
Wow... I walk into the kitchen, hoping to find something good to eat... and I got 'the kev' from him... WTF!!!" -- "Oh man, last night when we got back from dinner.... He totally put 'the kev' on me." -- "Gosh, the kids are away at soccer camp... 'The kev' is going to happen.... I can feel it." -- "Baby, just relax... I am going to give you 'the kev' all night long...
by thekev7 September 11, 2010
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PULL A KEV

Dissappearing out of nowhere and with no context
Me:My wifi isn't working it pulled a kev
Me:I hate you guys imma pull a kev on you,kevining my way out of here...
by Célina Antonios November 24, 2020
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ketamine kev

An insulting definition for someone from trowbridge , Wiltshire.
He is a man who once ate a rat head that had been left in a bag and pissed on. This was accompanied by sweet and sour sauce to make it more bearable. He also enjoys bumming animals (beastiality) and inbreeding with the fellow Trobridgeans resulting in unwanted births, one of which is a troubled individual only known as Rob B**ne

He is a typical trowbo.
child: "oh my god its ketamine kev, WTF is he doing with that dog/camel?"
parent: "i dont know but stay away, we should contact the police"

1: "look ketamine kev is over there, modelling his new mankini"
2: "we should contact the police"
by supercoolawsomesauce June 29, 2011
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Big Man Kev

A man of true size and strength (big lad).
Waheyyy, it's Big Man Kev punching down doors with his mighty strength (really his beer belly is doing the work).

Have you seen Big Man Kev recently? Apparently he's been punching down doors whilst furiously screaming!
by iBumDogs69 March 21, 2022
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cheers kev

Used when somebody tells a really boring and/or pointless story, or a terrible joke. It's a sarcastic response originating from the Matt Edmondson show on BBC Radio 1.
Person 1: ...and that's how I found out I had more knives than forks.

Person 2: cheers kev.
by MyDogIsAWhore July 19, 2016
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big kev

excited.
After the catch phrase of Australian entrepeneur Kevin "Big Kev" McQuay who would wear massive lairy shirts (to fit his massive frame), most often one that was styled on the Australian flag. He would advertise his 100% Australian made and owned cleaning products by saying "I'M EXCITED!!!!"
After losing a lot of weight, and after resigning from his flailing business, Big Kev died of a heart attack in 2005.
When Jono heard his mates talking about the latest Jessica Alba film, he got a little bit Big Kev.
by emsy August 30, 2007
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Doing up kev

When a person consistently says false facts and rubbish combined in a sentence
Richard: The apple is red and apples are found on

earth

Kevin: Nah apples are violet and I like to eat them on Mars *kevins moist laugh*** i am just doing up kev
by Kunlerichardkevinderrickdaniel November 29, 2020
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