by Sirsavage December 26, 2016
Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
by feegina December 10, 2010
Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye
by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020
You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
by November fools November 19, 2021
Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, he’s the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) He’s smart, and is very silly when he giggles.
by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022
by rivtulips August 22, 2018