by Salanzarx November 19, 2018

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.
by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.
Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.
Kevin gets keved on the daily.
Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.
Kevin gets keved on the daily.
by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021

by Lahroona January 23, 2022

Kev is used to describe someone who is rude and offensive.
Not to be confused with being cheeky, a Kev is out to offend.
Not to be confused with being cheeky, a Kev is out to offend.
by Minieggs4eva January 14, 2023

Full name Kevin, "Kev" is a nickname typically given to a possibly larger, "funny" guy in a group. Kev's are known for their light-heartedness, caring nature, intelligence, and valuing of relationships. Kev's don't let on how much they care, so they make their feelings seem less with humor. You can expect Kev's to be very precise about the way they present themselves in attempts to control the way others see them. Because of this, Kev's are clean and often smell good (there home environment reflects this.)
While Kev's are extremely loved, they are also known for a taste for expensive things, gay jokes in attempt to hide possible urges..., and an unfortunate ability to accidentally bite a a girls clitoris during cunnilingus.
While Kev's are extremely loved, they are also known for a taste for expensive things, gay jokes in attempt to hide possible urges..., and an unfortunate ability to accidentally bite a a girls clitoris during cunnilingus.
by Dr. Encyclopedia Brown November 21, 2022

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.
'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016
