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A god at everything he does, whether he banging your mom or nailing your sister in her fat ass cheeks, he is one of the best friends and chic magnets you'll ever find. your gunna want him if your trying to talk to girls because he knows his way around the coochie and women he even likes to get high and chill wit his friends 24/7
damn kenneth is a god
Kenneth by seltzerwater2.0 March 5, 2019
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Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.
Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!
kenneth by Mark Quaile December 26, 2007
Also known as Ken. He is hard working, tall and sexy. Ken always keeps his promises. There's nothing he can't fix. He's the smartest guy you know. His smile melts hearts and makes you weak in the knees. If you catch yourself a Kenneth hold on tight. He is loyal but all the ladies want a Ken!
Kenneth is a real catch.
Kenneth by dreamcatcher700 September 14, 2016
Kenneth is a type of boy who sleeps a lot, so much that he often comes late to morning classes. He seems calm and smart, he talks softly but is always surrounded by loud people. He has the most beautiful and brightest smile.
Friend: Do you know that boy who always comes late to class?

Me: Yeah, that must be a Kenneth.
Kenneth by Wurth January 3, 2019
Kenneth is a skinny short little boy. He likes gaming and have 2 friends named jujuan and jihaad. His girlfriend also starts with k. His birthday is on January 12. He has one punchline that not many people like him for that is "if I go down I'm taking someone with me".he can be funny sometimes or jihaad will just laugh at him when he gets his head slapped
Oh hi kenneth
Kenneth is one sexy ginger, always smiling, always sexy, and always getting laid! He gets booty all day everyday! All the girls wanna be his boyfriend so they can comb his ginger hair and get lady bones. He will always brighten up your day with his smile. This one of a kind ginger has the biggest wiener in history. Kenneth is the changer of the world and the changer of the ladies! Who knows maybe your the next (; GAY OR STRAIGHT.
"I want yo kenneth D"
Kenneth by karlsbarks February 20, 2013
The hottest most daddiest person you will ever meet. He's probably gay for his best friend, but he'll make time for you too.
Girl 1: "I got myself a Kenneth"
Girl 2: "OMG A KENNETH!?! YOU'RE SO LUCKY!"
Kenneth by KIAM FOR LIFE March 2, 2017