keegan

Keegan, a term derived from the plumbers merchants, meaning not bothered or too lazy.

dave: dude, you going diving
shane: nah im too keegan

by crazy toyota dude June 08, 2006

keegan

Unit of measurement, similar to a bushel, determined by how many of the object being measured can fit inside of a 6' 2", 21 year old male weighing roughly 180 lbs.

Hard as I tried, I was unable to fit a full keegan of dildi inside of myself.

by Ace Magnum December 23, 2009

keegan

A person who parties hard and has humiliating pictures taken of themselves while they are inebriated.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see all the photos from last night's party?"
Person 2: "Naw man, any funny ones?"
Person 1: "Oh definitely. This one guy pulled a fucking keegan and there are pictures of him deep-throating a 151 bottle."
Person 2: "Classic."

by mclovin101 November 28, 2009

keegan

Keegan is quite the silly goose. He smells like dust and fritos. His super thicc in the toes. He has big fat balls and he’s built like big foot.

Me: Keegan
Keegan: What?

Me: nice balls!
Keegan: Thanks!

by AyishaAbou November 23, 2022

Keegan Allen

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.

What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?

by makehimmine November 10, 2011

Keegan Murphy

A fucking god. Who people will look up to. He is the greatest human to ever exist.

Bro that guy is god like, just like Keegan Murphy

by boom1919 April 15, 2019

Chief Keegan

A term used to describe urinating in one's back garden, preferably from the back door.

1. "I'm going for a Chief Keegan!"
2. "Are we allowed Chief Keegan in this house?"

by chubbylover87 November 15, 2011