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(Keegan)
Bob go get a hair cut or else your hair will evolve into keegan
Keegan by EPICGAMER7378 February 4, 2020
Walks like a Great Dane because he takes it up the but
Keegan sucks at basketball
Keegan by Keegan’s a fag April 20, 2018
A person who murmurs to himself most of the time.
Keegan by 28Deaths May 9, 2018
A full fledged asshole who isn't afraid of a fucking thing. In Latin terms, "Keegan" *the badass* means exactly as stated.
Keegan by god hinself August 12, 2018
to be a keegan you must fulfill the entire following criteria;
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
girl: oooh dang gurl u got u a keegan? big oof u is a lucky one

me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much

girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
keegan by bigdickenergy December 9, 2018
a hypocrite, the type of dude whos cool until shit goes down
wow what a keegan that was
Keegan by That One Wierd Kid April 26, 2019