Hey,whats's wrong with Ned? He is screaming like his Kiwi's got caught in the car door!
I know I'm getting old when I sit down to heave a havana and my Kiwi's hit the water!
I know I'm getting old when I sit down to heave a havana and my Kiwi's hit the water!
by Jorge.D May 05, 2006
It is the new word for lol, but its only when its a super duper loling moment in which you say kiwi ... or if u feel like it.
"Can you remember miss renow falling over in the classroom, lol"
"OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY SHE SKATEBOARDED ON THE FOLDER KIWI!!"
":L Everytime i go into the history room i just laugh lol"
"OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY SHE SKATEBOARDED ON THE FOLDER KIWI!!"
":L Everytime i go into the history room i just laugh lol"
by ktxoxoxkt March 01, 2009
gay, homosexual, ....(used for man only!)
hairy on the outside, sweet and soft on the inside
(like the fruit)
hairy on the outside, sweet and soft on the inside
(like the fruit)
by xXPetraXx August 18, 2007
Kiwi originated from the ancient Mayans. They unanimously voted on a new Kiwi every year and this Kiwi would be there master. When the ancient Mayans became extinct, so did the spirit of the Kiwis. But now, the spirits have been rejuvinated into one all powerful Kiwi........ A PROFETIONAL KIWI
Kiwi is the best!!!!
No one can question the authority of Kiwi
Kiwi's friends include Kumquat and Papaya
No one can question the authority of Kiwi
Kiwi's friends include Kumquat and Papaya
by Badge February 22, 2005
A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
by yaboymd March 07, 2017
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
by nugeny_x May 14, 2014