Josie

A depressing hog who wastes your time
Fred was a total josie at the party
by BRIEFSBOY September 22, 2006
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Josie’s are strange but loving people. She’s always there for you and is a great best friend, everyone is lucky yo know her. She had her strange parts too though, often crushes for serial killers who wear eyeliner, and classical music. Sometimes you’ll meet a josie who has a love for korea and sometimes you’ll meet a josie who hates ceramics class.
thats a very josie thing of her to do⁉️
by therealjosie April 22, 2021
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Look at Josie.
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She is mostly always kind but is sometimes annoying. She always is whining to her mother. She's such a dork. Always a dork. She usually has blue eyes. Dork.
Ah. Josie's being such a dork.
by Josie brooks April 06, 2017
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Very rude girl and if you mess with her she WILL hurt you dont mess with her...
Bob: oh hey ! Didnt you wear that shirt yesterday?
Bob: AHHHHH! (Crying)
Crowd:FIGHT! FIGHT!FIGHT!
Billy: oh WoW she is such a josie!
by ###HERSISTER### March 22, 2017
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Josie is 100% vegan. She will always say ‘I’m not vegan’ even tho she is vegan as fuck. Josies are the type of people who will sneak into your house at 2am to take the haddock you just brought from Morrison’s and through it in the nearest lake to ‘free it’. Never trust Josies as tend to molest such things as vegan yoghurt and vegan-friendly-milk-free-milk. Josies go round in a big group milking almonds which is really against nature’s laws but Josies don’t count as anything made by nature really. If you see a josie, lock up your muller yoghurt.
Person 1: oh hey there’s a josie.
Person 2: quick mark, Hide the rotisserie chicken!
by Clause. April 07, 2020
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Josie is a name of a hoe she needs to know that’s people don’t like her because she thinks she all that but is actually just a hoe and need to get a life.
Oh look it’s Josie

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by Broth joe April 07, 2020
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