by Jamsizzle October 3, 2004

She is the cutest girl in the world. She will only love one person and that person is Yu Jie. She will always stay with him no matter the cause.
by strawberry4u May 22, 2022

*Sitting on toilet realising there's not tp after taking a shit*
"Ah fuck I'v only gone and pulled an ab jabby jing jong"
"Ah fuck I'v only gone and pulled an ab jabby jing jong"
by xizic September 4, 2017

Fred: "Did you here about Mike?"
Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
by DEAD-KARL April 25, 2019

by KrameriSteveica May 27, 2004

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020
