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internet stalk

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
by muchluv June 27, 2005
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internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.
I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!
by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006
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Internet Superhero

A person who boasts and make himself appear awesome over the internet by stating comments such as 'I'll beat your ass if I ever see you IRL' and being generally what they think can be described as 'bad-ass'. This is made possible by the privacy of the internet and where there is absolutely no chance of this person ever meeting the one he threatens.

Most of these people are actually socially awkward virgin males with no life.
- "honestly if you think this is cool you should just kill yourself. please. If i ever see this tattoo on a person, i will know it was you, because nobody but a fuckin fag like you would think it's cool. and i will beat the shit out of you."

inb4 internet superhero.
by Dimman March 2, 2010
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Internet Suicide

The act of intentionally getting yourself banned from a website or forum.
Man, you can't go around posting the f-word everywhere, that's internet suicide!
by Yet Another Cool Dude December 30, 2009
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internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP
Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.
by Home slice September 8, 2005
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internet-slang

A kind of language which people most commonly use on internet, there are various types of internet slang including letter homophones (u r gd), punctuation (!?), capitalization (STOP!), onomatopoeic (hahaha) and emoticons (=).
stop using internet-slang David! it will confuse you and you might start using it in real life!
by Genesis930 October 26, 2013
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internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
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