When you know the action you are about to take is wrong, but you have to do it anyway because if you would have been right the result is much, much worse than if you were not.
I called the bet on the river with my flush even though the board had paired and there was a bet/raise to me. I had to pay my tilt insurance because if I lost this pot by folding to a worse hand I would have killed myself
by In honor of Leo Doc October 31, 2011
Get the tilt insurance mug.A method of writing something down before you forget, whether on a piece of paper or on your arm or hand. May also include calling your own phone and leaving yourself a voice message, or emailing yourself. Basically a self-reminder.
Roommate 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport on Friday? My flight leaves at 6.
Roommate 2: Yeah hold on a sec, I'm gonna write that on a sticky note, just for memory insurance.
Roommate 2: Yeah hold on a sec, I'm gonna write that on a sticky note, just for memory insurance.
by ambermonk May 12, 2011
Get the memory insurance mug.As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.
Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?
Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
by Helvidius October 19, 2019
Get the fire insurance mug.When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
by Condomant May 25, 2023
Get the Car Insurance mug.When ADA is at a red light, puts his car in reverse and bumps the person stopped behind him and blames it on them, opens the door and rolls on the floor holding his neck and you can hear him yelling “ I should have had me neck brace on and I wouldn’t be in this pain” Timmy where are you, kill me now my nalgas are all Mojadas 😳
by FactualTruth March 6, 2019
Get the Insurance Jale mug.General Definition: Engagement into a relationship or to wed with any combinations of the characteristics listed below:
1. One or both of the couple are already in a relationship, however on the chance that the two become single at the same time, the two will proceed with the agreement.
2. The two memebers are decently compatible (good friends), but they are not strictly attracted to the other.
3. One or both of the couple share the fear of not finding someone to enter into a normal engagement, perhaps later on in their life.
4. For some reason, one or both of the couple chooses not to engage into a relationship or to wed at this time, perhaps due to school, job, recent break-up, etc.
5. One or both of the couple want the psychological comfort that no matter what, the other will be there at the end if both are single at the end.
Insurance engagements generally are lighthearted verbal agreements that can mean a huge deal or nothing at all. If this agreement has a delay (as agreed upon by both), it's generally very long, such as a couple months to a couple years. These agreements are either rarely honored or their delays rarely expire for it to actually be honored (one or both of the couple may've already gotten married to other people).
Specific Definition: Engagement to wed done at a young age (college, high school or younger) agreed by two friends that has a delay of at least a couple years (when both are at least 27 years old).
1. One or both of the couple are already in a relationship, however on the chance that the two become single at the same time, the two will proceed with the agreement.
2. The two memebers are decently compatible (good friends), but they are not strictly attracted to the other.
3. One or both of the couple share the fear of not finding someone to enter into a normal engagement, perhaps later on in their life.
4. For some reason, one or both of the couple chooses not to engage into a relationship or to wed at this time, perhaps due to school, job, recent break-up, etc.
5. One or both of the couple want the psychological comfort that no matter what, the other will be there at the end if both are single at the end.
Insurance engagements generally are lighthearted verbal agreements that can mean a huge deal or nothing at all. If this agreement has a delay (as agreed upon by both), it's generally very long, such as a couple months to a couple years. These agreements are either rarely honored or their delays rarely expire for it to actually be honored (one or both of the couple may've already gotten married to other people).
Specific Definition: Engagement to wed done at a young age (college, high school or younger) agreed by two friends that has a delay of at least a couple years (when both are at least 27 years old).
-Did you hear? James and Sarah got engaged last week!
-What? They werent dating each other and Sarah doesnt really like James like that.
-Oh, it's kinda just a joke, they're going to get married when they're both 26 if they're both single at the time.
-Ah, okay, an insurance engagement.
-What? They werent dating each other and Sarah doesnt really like James like that.
-Oh, it's kinda just a joke, they're going to get married when they're both 26 if they're both single at the time.
-Ah, okay, an insurance engagement.
by trollsofalabama March 1, 2011
Get the insurance engagement mug.Sam: "Man i just wasted four squares of toilet paper!"
Devin: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "There was no poop on the toilet paper after I wiped."
Devin: "Well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!"
Devin: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "There was no poop on the toilet paper after I wiped."
Devin: "Well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!"
by Bill Lowbiter March 2, 2014
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