Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

iguanaing

Avoiding being with someone by telling them you have better things to do, when in reality, you are doing nothing. Essentially saying "I'd rather do nothing than you"!
Rooted in the fact that iguanas sit around and do nothing all day.

When Sid realized how attractive Lizzie was, he regretted iguanaing her!

by optimaloutfits April 21, 2018

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

Tijuana Iguana

A Latina version of a Lot Lizard

I stopped at the truck stop late last night and was approached by a Tijuana Iguana.

by Martini17 October 1, 2024

Sneaky Iguana

When two people have sexual intercourse secretly while others are present.

Carson and Maleigh preformed the sneaky iguana while Caleb, Micah ,and Amber were in the same bed .

by Iguana gang #1 June 11, 2018