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Homework

A drug. Do not take homework if you are: Smart, Stupid, Fat, Skinny, Happy, Sad, High, Drunk, or Depressed. Side Effects may make you: Geeky, Nerdy, Retarded, Stupid, Fat, Smelly, Dumb. Deaths have been reported. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if you cannot sit for more than 20 seconds. Isn't it time you tried homework?

Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions
guy1: "dude, i overdosed on homework last night and i'm soo tired right now."

guy2: "YOU WHAT?!?! you know homework should be taken with caution. did you ask your dr. if you were smart enough to take "homework"?

guy1: "No. I thought it wouldn't do anything to me. Look at me now tho, I'm a nerd, drug addict, idiot and really fat all at the same time."
guy2: "last time i overdosed on homework i fell asleep in the middle of biology!"
by urb15 February 25, 2009
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Homework

Something unnecassary after 7 hours a day, 5 days a week of school. Only evil teachers hand out lots of this.
by musiclove December 16, 2010
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The dumbass teacher assigned a fucking homework assignment so everyone said "FUCK THIS STUPID SHITTY HOMEWORK!" and also said "HOW ABOUT NO! WE WON'T DO THIS FUCKING HOMEWORK!"
by 131243urbandictionary342131 February 16, 2013
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Homework Tease

When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.
"alright five questions" opens book*
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holy shit what a homework tease
by Mt. Dope Doper December 9, 2010
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homework drive

Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.
'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.

'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.
by Mr. Nuts May 16, 2011
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Homework Inertia

The amount of effort it takes to get started on your homework.
Jim has a lot of Homework Inertia, he took until 11:00 PM to care about getting started on it.
by andy2stacks September 22, 2012
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Homework

Work a teacher gives you to do at your house; something no human wants to do; a burden to society!
My teacher gave me Homework to do over the weekend.
by LlamaMama902 January 19, 2015
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