Homeostasis

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.

My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.

by Joshof7gyms June 22, 2011

homework

The work that is given to you after many laborous and tormenting hours at a place where the work should originally be done called "school". Such work is given for three reasons: "to keep kids off drugs", to desensitize children and get them used to doing things they really don't want to do, to do the teaching that the people paid to do it in the first place can't or refuse to actually do.

Everyone loves a good homework assignment, don't they?

by Docta J October 4, 2005

homework

Handed out by teachers on a daily basis. Most kids don't do it, and yet they still give it. A good way to bring your grades up if you actually give a shit. Also, a good reason to procastinate and or surf the web.

Mom: Do your homework!
Kid: I need to use the computer for it.
Mom: Okay.

by homie8339 November 2, 2009

Homework

That thing you're avoiding right now.

look a few feet from you, where your homework sits in a discarded, deadly heap, while you kill precious time looking up homework on urban dictionary.

by really tired December 7, 2012

homework

1) Homework is the reason you are probably looking up homework right now. You thought you'd procrastinate and look up silly things like "homework" on Urbandictiony.com.

Now get to work.

2) Why I am writing this definition.

1) I was so bored with my Math homework and my computer was right there so I had to go on urbandictionary and look up random words like homework!

2) Dude, I don't even get this chemistry stuff... Urbandictionary time!!

by WhoAreYOU??? Hmm? May 7, 2010

Holiday Homework

After what feels like 1200 weeks in a hellish, federal prison like school, you finally have completed your examinations and it is time for the holidays. All students enjoy it; time to play games, have fun with friends and family.

But the demonic teachers say no. They want you to so-called meaningfully spend your holidays, so they obviously give a ton of this modern torture called homework.

There can be many types, but most come in essay, or Algebra form. It is most commonly used by teachers to make students spend less time on their electronics, but most overlook the side effects.

Side effects are:
Stress
Fatigue
(Severe cases) Depression

Also, most of the time, this is done on the last day of holiday at 2.15 am in the morning, or not done at all. If a student does the latter, the teacher will likely collect it. If the students all do the work, the teacher likely would not.

Student 1: Hey, student 2? Why are you literally online at 3 am?
Student 2: Doing holiday homework.

Student 1: Ah, same.
The next day
Teacher: alright I’m not collecting the homework today

The students:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Wolfofepic1 September 14, 2020

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020