Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.
by LazyRooster March 08, 2024
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bloody hitchhiker

It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.
That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.
by BloodyGinger February 23, 2018
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Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away
When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker
by The International Meatpickle November 21, 2018
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Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
by LigmaSawconNigga August 28, 2022
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hitchhiker hug

When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.
A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.
by SJC1989 March 08, 2016
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hitchhike in the rain

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.
My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.
by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017
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Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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