Hebe

The fat roll on the back of a person's neck.

Nate: "Holy shit, Look at the hebes on Shermel's neck!"

Shermel: "Fuck you Nate!"

by Asbdav March 13, 2012

Bree Renee Hebert

The love of my life. A sweethearted, young lady. A girl you wanna marry. She is the perfect girl and can make any cloudy sky turn gray. She lights up the room with her smile. She is very loving, not always confident. She admires love as well as love admires her. She is a VERY caring person and will have you at love at first sight. She is everything you could ask for in a girl and will ALWAYS have you smiling, laughing, and happy. Don't let her go.

Bree Renee Hebert, will you marry me?
Bree Renee Hebert your so amazing.

by CourtFreshhh November 11, 2011

hemejob

traveling forty-five minutes in order to receive a hand job

Yeah, back in high school in Texas I had pull a hemejob because my girlfriend lived so far away...traveled forty-five minutes for a hand job.

by cow balls January 19, 2009

hebes

A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute crowemosexual individuals, thus making him or her a bigotch as well.

EXAMPLE 1

Evan: Look at him. He's such a crowemosexual.

Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.

EXAMPLE 2

Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the Republican National Convention.

Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?

Mother: What's the magic word?

Son: Pleeeeaaaase.

Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.

Entire Hebert Family: Amen!

by crowemosexual May 24, 2009

Hebejebes

a word used when it's sliently aquward.

.....
"hebejebes"

"what?"

by melvslife January 23, 2009

Heber

A cocky arrogant guy who is so addicted to himself that instead of smoking weed he smokes himself. He has a very low self esteem and will die exactly 1 day from when he reads this.

Boy: I HATE Heber
Girl: It’s okay he’ll be dead soon

by Alycat 16 November 29, 2018

Heberson

Heberson is a sweet and loving guy.He will fall for many girls but mainly have love for one girl.Hebeson is a guy who has a small dick but despite that he has a amazing personality.His inspirations is his family. He may seem all sweet to you but if you mess with him or one of his loved ones he can get aggressive. He loves drawing in his spare time. He is hated bye many people but loved bye many as well.

“Heberson has a small dick but he’s super nice and funny”

“Dude did you see Heberson the other day? he’s so mean I just hate him”

“Yea I seen him but I don’t think he’s mean. He’s just aggressive when you mess with him or his loved ones”

by Factsbabygurl July 3, 2018