Hibermating

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.

Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"

by heapsmissage_90 December 3, 2010

hibermating

what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating

Where are the kids?
"hibermating"

by wellrounded April 5, 2010

Highbernation

Highbernation (n) The deep slumber in you fall into in various places and positions that you would never expect to find yourself in, because your fucking high.

Highbernate- (v) To fall ito a deep sleep after doing a bunch of doobage, and getting fucking high.

Stoner 1: Dude, hit this bong man.
Stoner 2: (Grunt) Snauff snurrt hoolger...
Stoner 3: This fool highbernatin', cause he's fucking high!

Narrator: Stoner 2 has fallen into his daily highbernation, because he's fucking high.

by TraviS DosseR June 19, 2010

Highbernation

the act of buying a massive amount of weed to last you the whole winter and sit inside and smoke pot all day until spring comes around

Damn, i need to go buy some weed so i can go into a highbernation.

by Iliketoblaze December 31, 2010

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

Social hybernation

The act of not socialising. (Similar to hybernating through winter but for socialising)

That person is not socialising, that must be Social hybernation.

by Tedztar May 2, 2018

The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024