link grunt

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by thelordofthesucc February 16, 2018
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grunt work

Simple-minded, repetitive and some times redundant work.
Using a lawnmower can take the grunt work out of pruning the lawn. ;)
by CDB March 19, 2004
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Grunt Fish

To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.
What was that awful noise in the bathroom?

Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
by Head$hot January 12, 2009
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have a grunt

"Hey, how's about we go back to my place later and have a grunt."
by Party-man December 16, 2016
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Death Grunt

A vocal style, mostly used by death / black metal bands. It is a very deep guttural sound, made from the back of the throat. Bands such as Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel use it as their sole vocal style, while bands like Opeth, In Flames and Dimmu Borgir use it alongside a more melodic singing voice.
Not to be confused with the Screeching, with is used by bands such as Darkthrone and Cradle Of Filth (who also use death grunts).
The new Paradise Lost record has less of the death grunts that filled their early work.
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
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Grunt Plug

Rendering your partner unable to shit after a solid evening of deep anal intercourse. A constipated state from compacted stool.
Hay braaaahhh. Ask your mom about her grunt plug. I hit that shit good last night.

Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.

My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017
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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 22, 2018
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