characterized by an accidental long distance relationship, resulting from the hope of a hookup which inevitably fails. the syndrome affects about 1 in 4 males ages 14-16 and occurs from days at a mall, track meet, and any area where girls will live far away from said males. this often results in unwanted conversations with girls that the person is quite sick of, and usually requires drsatic measures to keep the guy interested, such as a nude webcam show from a close friend.
Dude 1: Bro how'd it go with that chick you were just mackin?
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
by cumguzzlingnativeamerican June 24, 2009
Get the Gebhardt Syndrome mug.While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
by BullshitPoster September 25, 2012
Get the Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher mug.King of the world. OG mf. Cool/drippy/swaggy brodie
When your boy is on some next level shit and you want to acknowledge greatness call that mf gebron.
When your boy is on some next level shit and you want to acknowledge greatness call that mf gebron.
Thōmas: damn bro you're a beast. You're on gebron mode rn.
Pete: Thanks bro I'm feeling myself low key
Pete: Thanks bro I'm feeling myself low key
by mistaflames1996 January 5, 2022
Get the Gebron mug.Person one: i don't look like a gebon anymore
Person two: whats a gebon?
Person one: retard,nerd,dork,stupid.........the list goes on
Person two: ah....cool!
Person two: whats a gebon?
Person one: retard,nerd,dork,stupid.........the list goes on
Person two: ah....cool!
by usopenplayer October 16, 2006
Get the gebon mug.another name for gabriel the angel but in ethiopean. The douchebag that everyone seems to like anyways. And even though he's not remotely attractive, he knows more girls than most other guys. But doesn't date them. Guys who don't know him that well like him. But then they get to know him and they hate him. Then they start to not be friends with him very much anymore, and start to like him again. And so there exists a vicious cycle.
Great leader, trusted, rich of friends and haters. Athletic tall to be or is.
Great leader, trusted, rich of friends and haters. Athletic tall to be or is.
Yo, I really hate that guy, and I don't want to be friends with him anymore. Even though I said I loved him a week ago. And how does he get some much women? He's such a Gebriel
that's my homie gebriel aka gabe aka G.L.G, thats my ride or die nigga.
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dmn why does he get so many girls? why!!!??
that's my homie gebriel aka gabe aka G.L.G, thats my ride or die nigga.
booty lover
dmn why does he get so many girls? why!!!??
by kljhlkjhoiuh April 29, 2011
Get the gebriel mug.a punk ass cheater. sexy. good kisser. addicted to adventure. liar. stealer. lover. fighter. good in bed.
by zee-brah. December 15, 2008
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