a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest to find a prostitute to relieve his erection. Thanks Trey & Matt!!
by Alain May 06, 2005
A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.
"Have you seen John lately?"
"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"
"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."
"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"
"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."
by volcom2752 April 06, 2010
One who gobbles up fairies, a woman who hangs out with a lot of gay men; a fag hag, a fruit fly, fairy collector, queer dear, fairy princess, will and grace, fairy godmother.
That Amy is such a fairy gobbler; she's always gobbling around Marty and his musical (read: Rent) crew.
by Janig December 11, 2009
by seymour heines February 28, 2008
Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half
by Coasdfghj August 09, 2017
Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.
by Lukep123 August 24, 2020
by 2eyemike October 26, 2006