Glomp

A violent flying tackle/hug

I'm gonna glomp him!
*CRASH*
Someone get an ambulance!

by Freya the Dark November 15, 2006

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.

When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.

by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010

augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

by Bobby Bolivia November 30, 2010

glompaphobe

Somebody who is afraid of getting glomped

caileigh - *glomps emilie*
emilie - AHHHHH!!!!!!!
now im a glompaphobe

by darkusreaper812 March 16, 2008

gloid

An idiotic or imbecelic person. ie a moron.

I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.

Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.

by Lingus the Cunning September 14, 2008

gloop

(noun) A vaginal discharge that occurs after sexual arousal, the liquid often hangs or dribbles off of the vaginal lips. It has the texture of yogurt, and is similarly colored as well. (verb) bit

After sexual intercourse, Sarah had gloop hanging from her vagina but quickly pulled her up pants and said "it will dry"

by Gregory C March 22, 2008