by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020
A friendship whore is a person of the female sex (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. Once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. Although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship whore has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. Thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship whoreism.
Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;
*immediate cardiac arrest
*strange mental patterns
*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls
*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore
*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.
NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.
Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;
*immediate cardiac arrest
*strange mental patterns
*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls
*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore
*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.
NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.
by Teen Reject October 03, 2005
When one man inserts a portable pocket vagina into another man's rectum and has sexual intercourse through it. It is often considered to be a heterosexual act because, if done correctly, will result in no skin-to-skin contact.
My friend Tom Cruise and I struck out at the bar, so we decided to friendship sock to fulfill our drunken sexual urges.
by iyaoyasao2 June 06, 2010
Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*
by BrosephBro69 October 25, 2010
When you get a room with your ginger female friend but don't do anything sexual because she has a cold.
by Not Alfred Hitchcock June 23, 2014
When a person (usually a female) accepts a dinner "date" from another person (usually a male) only to get a free meal. Often times the person paying for the meal feels like it is a real date, but really its just a friendship meal and the accepting person "only wants to be friends".
Sally accepted a friendship meal from Frank...
Poor Frank thought it was a real date, but Sally was just looking for a free meal and she only wants to be friends!
Poor Frank thought it was a real date, but Sally was just looking for a free meal and she only wants to be friends!
by Tango-papa April 18, 2011
That friend that you can tell ANYTHING to and not have to worry about being judged, or having their opinion of you change. That friend that is always there for you, even after you just had a fight with them. That friend that always understands you, even your most twisted views on things because they take the time to see it from your point of view.
Me and my best friend had the biggest fight today and we got so upset at eachother, but she was still there for me when I found out my Grandma passed away, we totally have the perfect-friendship.
by 'Topher January 27, 2012