Fridge Ninja

A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator

Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas.

by Dementedreindeer January 16, 2009

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

Fridge Koala

A female small enough, that while having sex with her, you can hold her with one arm and walk to the fridge and grab a beer at the same time.

Brad was with John and saw a short good looking girl at the bar. Brad knowing he could walk to the fridge and grab a beer while having sex with her said: "oh man look at that hot fridge koala over there!"

by Jonesy1867 June 13, 2013

fridge diamond

Redneck saying for the ice buildup that occurs during freezer burn.

"Look MA! We gots some fridge diamonds"

by Syn8 July 18, 2014

fridge buzz

-Music of a stale or marketed format.

-Music that can be easily overlooked or completely ignored much like a refrigerator buzzing.

-Music made to satisfy the mainstream or record label.

-Typical radio music.

Thom Yorke:There's a line in "Karma Police," about the buzzes like a fridge," and when you're driving around and around, and you have the alternative stations on in the background, or in your hotel room, it's just like a fridge buzzing. That's all I'm hearing. I'm just hearing buzz. It's really odd. You just have to laugh,'cause-

Journalist: Well, the one song that you had that was really embraced-

Thom Yorke: Yeah, that had the fridge buzzing in it.

Journalist: -by the modern rock format-

Both: -Creep.

Thom Yorke: That was a good fridge buzz.

by urbangermanturban May 9, 2011

Fridge Cancer

When you have unfortunately left food in your fridge for extended periods of time and they start to resemble something more like science experiments rather than anything that's edible. The disease spreads, and before you know it, your fridge is filled with rotting food in various states of decomposition.

"I wouldn't eat anything coming out of my fridge at the moment, it's got fridge cancer."

by Chicken Ramen July 7, 2006

fridge master

The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.

Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.

Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.

Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door

Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.

by FridgeFollower28 January 22, 2014