Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR
Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.
by ConW August 25, 2023
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What in the freudian fuck?!

Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief about freudian relations or actions.
My girlfriend said she likes me because I look like her dad. What in the freudian fuck?!
by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023
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Freudian GIF

Sending the wrong GIF which somehow pertains to the conversation in a deep unintentionally subconscious way
I didn’t mean to send that, It was a Freudian GIF...
by Professor Papi June 17, 2020
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Freudian Mutter

The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.
The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:

Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"

Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2021
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Freudian Bitch

A woman/female who shows little to no emotion in an argument. Someone in complete control of their feelings and self. Someone who comes into an argument and knows how to play the game. Being able to read off another person without engaging in what they also feel.
"Can't you see how upset I am you FREUDIAN BITCH!"
"I see your upset sure, but this is over literally nothing"
by Kul92 December 29, 2019
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Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended
Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.
by Regrettinglife December 02, 2016
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freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.
Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.
by Myascape September 21, 2020
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