Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020

Freudian Glide

Freudian Glide - Using a Freudian Slip on purpose.

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.

by [e-mail] May 2, 2022

Freudian Typo

When someone is writing a message, comment or post and makes a typo via autocorrect that consists of a word that that reveals more information about themselves than intended.

Seth:"4 cylinders make more power than a heavy V8, you ever heard of turbo? I'll gape any dude in my Civic to prove it"
Jeff: "You'll do what Seth!?"
Jessica: "Haha! looks like he made a Freudian Typo."

by Dickshinhairy August 14, 2023

Freudian Slap

an unintentional insult regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Person 1: I just interrupted her and started mumbling fat multiple times nonstop.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

Freudian Slap

A Freudian Slip that really Stings.

What had slipped from her mouth was a Freudian Slap to him, as he recognized himself in her words.

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 7, 2020