Gordan Freeman

Gordan Freeman is the main character in the game Half like and soon in Half life 2. Was a scientist then shifted instantly to orange suited killing machine without even missing a beat.
Often seen with a crowbar

'mornin' mr. Freeman, looks like your running late' Barney the security guard in Half life.

by Dude Love October 12, 2004

Gordon Freeman

G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶t̶h̶.̶

He didn't have his passport. - Benry

"̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶i̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶"̶

Benry - "Do you have your passport?"

Gordon Freeman - "My passport? What do you mean, like a company I.D?"

Benry - Whispering to other guard. "He doesn't have his passport."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Morgan Freeman

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old

What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing

by JaMarko October 7, 2011

Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

morgan freeman

More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.

John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.

by fancofu November 29, 2006

austin freeman

a douche bag that like to beat it to mexican prono

The lazy english teacher is often reffered to as a an austin freeman by his students.

by haha690101221 October 17, 2008

morgan freeman

The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.

Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!

by DirtyDLS October 13, 2006