sister fister

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.

Yo this kid named Nicholas O. is a fucking sister fister!!

by Dankolas O. January 25, 2016

Suffocate Faster

Attempting to stray from the over-exposed trends that plagued Cincinnati Ohio's music scene, guitarist Chris Towning and drummer Joey Ray created Suffocate Faster in the fall of 2001. With pride in the straight edge lifestyle and influences like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis, Suffocate Faster sought to create music far more aggressive than what you were hearing on radio and television. Once the band's line up solidified with vocalist Chris Alsip and bassist Josh Secrest, it was time to bring their powerful sound to the proverbial table of the music world. On April 20th, 2004 the band released its first full length album, "Only Time Will Tell" through Broken Sounds. The album caught the attention of many, showed the world Suffocate Faster was here to be heard, and instilled the want for one more thing, touring.

So from May to November of 2004 Suffocate Faster did just that, playing all over the U.S. and sharing the stage with acts like Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Atreyu, Unearth, Comeback Kid, Throwdown, Everytime I Die, Between the Buried and Me, Scars of Tomorrow, Vietnom DMS, Shattered Realm, A Perfect Murder, First Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Agnostic Front, 100 Demons, Ringworm, Sworn Enemy, Terror, Mr. Dibbs, xDeathstarx, Embrace Today, and many more. Suffocate Faster was also featured on the Kevin Lyman Says Stage on the 2004 Vans Warped Tour. Look for 2006 to be the year for Suffocate Faster to up the ante. They will destroy a city near you.

Suffocate Faster's new album can be found at Hot Topic, FYE and Best Buy

by Lady513 May 8, 2007

Sister fister resister

Someone who is against pewdiepies "sister fister"

"The sister fister resister club is protesting for it to be the 'brister fister'"

by Save.meeee.boii August 21, 2017

Your stepsister a fister

Only to be used if brought down onto your knees by insults. Not to be used playfully. This is your stepdad a bad to the power of 10!

Cole: Your stepdad a bad
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Cole instantaneously bursts into big gay.

by LordDingus May 16, 2018

Spit-Fister

Noun - A derogatory name for a person who fights only with their words.

“That pussy said he wouldn’t fight me, said we should ‘talk it out’. Fuckin spit-fister.”

by JonE79 December 17, 2020

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.

The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.

by troutgold July 7, 2009

Sister Fister

A person who fists peoples sister

amr fisted my dog

by me March 1, 2004