Floof

Synonym for idiot

"That guy over there is such a floof"

by Exhilus July 31, 2021

Floof

A very fluffy cute fur-ball of cuteness. Usually a cat or dog but any atrociously cute animal could be considered a floof. Did I mention flooves are super cute. You know you've seen a floof when you go to the animal shelter and want to cuddle with a little puppy or a newborn kitten, those are some examples of adorable flooves. Your new neighbor's ugly chihuahua is NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLOOF! Am I clear? Good.

"Omg look at my new puppy! He's so cute"
"Yeah he's a total floof. So tiny and cute!"

by PotatoChipMaster August 3, 2019

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

Floof

A really fluffy hamster!!

Wow, Peaches the hamster is SUCH a floof!

by madddiiieee May 19, 2018

Floof

Something really fluffy. Like a samoyed. Or ralsei. Both are floofy as fuck.

dude you see that doggo?
yeah it's floofy as fuck

by anonymous May 18, 2023

Floof

To spread one’s buttcheeks apart to pass gas without making a fart noise so no one can hear.

My stomach was rumbling on my date last night, so I went into the bathroom and floofed.

by Dazeen May 23, 2018

Big Floof

A big floof is a creature of some sort that has to much floof to be recognized.

Jimbo: Look at that big floof.
Carl Wheezer: Mmmm. Yeah jimmy he looks like a croissant.

by Crusader#314 March 31, 2020